This cat really looks non-plussed at the situation.
January 6th, 2008 by Brack
moar funny pictures
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Hypothetical TV Shows
January 5th, 2008 by Brack
Cop And Fridge
An odd couple buddy show about a cop who doesn’t do things by the book and his new partner - an animated fridge.
Zombie Cop
An odd couple buddy show about a cop who doesn’t do things by the book and his new partner - the revived corpse of his old partner.
Hilarity ensues as he has stop the zombie cop from eating the evidence. Supporting cast includes the female desk sergeant who used to date the zombie before he died and a cannibal forensic scientist.
Ulrich Is Dead
A hidden camera show in which teenage Metallica fans are convinced that drummer Lars Ulrich has died.
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Final Fantasy Meme
January 5th, 2008 by Brack
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Warning Signs Of Gang Activity
August 2nd, 2007 by Brack
Most Morris Dancers are proud of their gang and freely admit their membership. Many dress in a particular style or color identifying their particular gang. Their personal belongings are frequently covered with bells and bear the gang symbols or logos and member’s street name. Look for and don’t ignore these warning signs:
- Changes in clothing patterns with a preference towards hats and carrying wooden sticks.
- Use of hand signs and signals - usually as an alternate form of communication.
- Morris Dancing influenced music, videos, books and movies. Imitation of Morris Dancing lifestyle.
- Unexplained cash, material items, wearing a lot of sashes or bells.
- Abrupt changes in personality and behavior.
- Maypoles.
Morris Dancing activity flourishes because of denial by parents, communities, school districts and law enforcement until…a tragedy occurs!
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Videogames I Want To See #1
June 21st, 2007 by Brack
Medal Of Honor: Walmington-On-Sea
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Clay Badger Superpub
June 21st, 2007 by Brack
Continuing to recycle old material this week. So now it’s time for the CLAY BADGER SUPERPUB. Now with new “facts”. Which by which I mean conclusions that have been reached using the scientific method of jumping.
Back in 2005, in the historical market town of Stamford, Lincolnshire, a number of signs appeared proclaiming that the “Clay Badger Superpub” was coming.
I believe the first time they appeared was in the wake of the Westgate House department store closing, and signs appeared proclaiming a “Clay Badger Superpub” was going to open there.
And people totally believed it. Folks at the company I worked for then were getting all excited at the promise of this opening in the town centre.
Actually in trying to find a photo - I found a blog entry that explains it better than I could - but it mysteriously only seems to live in googlecache now. It seems that they had previously promoted a non-existant clay badger shop by vandalising a local council welcoming sign that stood 15 feet above the ground.
This seems to be their website - but again curiously devoid of content - http://www.claybadger.co.uk/
I understand someone who used to work in the office knew who was behind it all, but he no longer works there. Mysterious. Is this all some kind of cover-up??? What don’t they want us to know?? And who doesn’t want us to know it?
Well, now it’s time for the new information. From looking at the internet now, it appears to have something to with Stamford band March To The Grave. Both their site and one for Stamford music festival make plenty of mentions of clay badgers. Are they the ones responsible? Do they know the ones responsible? Or are they trying to cash in on the fever that Stamfordians have for Clay Badgers?
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SuperMeme Time
May 22nd, 2007 by Brack
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THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF DONNIE MOST’S CAREER
April 15th, 2007 by Brack
Sitcom Spin-Off Cartoons
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MORE POWER! - HOME IMPROVEMENT THE ANIMATED SERIES Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor accidentally creates a time machine on the set of his show “Tool Time”. Tim and Al proceed to have weekly adventures in which they assist famous historical figures via the medium of DIY. FRESH PRINCE OF BETELGEUSE Uncle Phil, Carlton, Jazzy Jeff, Hilary and Hilary’s pet poodle meet Wil-L, a prince from Betelgeuse. They have weekly adventures in which they travel in time to recover parts of Wil-L’s spaceship. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND - GOLDEN GIRLS THE ANIMATED SERIES While Dorothy is away, Sophia, Rose, Blanche and Blanche’s pet poodle house sit for a retired mad scientist friend of theirs. Rose accidentally activates a time machine, causing the poodle to be able to talk and the four of them to have heart warming adventures through time. DON’T BE RIDICULOUS - PERFECT STRANGERS THE ANIMATED SERIES Through a series of hilarious and slapstick based misunderstandings, Balki and Cousin Larry end up travelling through time, where, on a weekly basis, they encounter other bumbling pairings of cousins, who seem very familiar! SAM AND THE CHEERS GANG Sam Malone meets Muffin, a bar manager from the future who has a time travelling version of the Cheers bar. Sam, Muffin, Norm, Cliff, Woody, Frasier and Sam’s talking dog Mr. Beer have adventures as they travel through time trying to get back to “1990 Boston”. |
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Are You An Anime Expert?
January 18th, 2007 by Brack
1) Who is the main character in the series Ranma 1/2?
2) What sport is practiced by the lead character in Yawara, A Fasionable Judo Girl?
3) How is Lupin The Third related to Arsene Lupin?
4) The film End of Evangelion is a sequel to which TV show?
5) 2004's Re: Cutie Honey is a remake of which classic anime?
6) What animal does the title character of Porco Rosso resemble?
7) Who is the Queen of England during the time period in which Victorian Romance Emma is set?
8) How many machines combine to form Combattler V?
9) Which is the odd one out?
A) Gundam B) Gundam Wing C) Gundam SEED D) Beck
10) Rearrange the letters to spell a popular anime series - “Note Death”.
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I'm bringing sexy back.
November 11th, 2006 by Brack
I'm sorry.
I never meant to pick sexy up in the first place.
It was just amongst my paperwork, and when I tidied up, I must have accidentally put sexy in my bag.
I'm afraid it's a little crumpled, but really, what can you expect if you leave sexy lying around like that?
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